help wanted!

help wanted!

~we’re looking for~

beverage enthusiasts
food servers
persons of extraordinary talents
super heroes!

we’re a small bistro &coffee shop in bustling downtown northborough and we’re looking for experienced beverage masters, servers extraordinaire, and super heroes to sacrifice life interests and join c’est la vie bistro in a world domination attempt.  must be prepared to work days weekends in exchange for negotiable financial compensation, great company, epic coffee, and pretty cool aprons.  proficiency with how to manage stress desirable but not essential, we’re willing to provide on the job training in that area for the right person.

the kind of people we think would be good for the job are, just for example: artists, theater people, health nuts, scientists, gurus and possibly dalai lamas.  if we’re going to be spending every weekend and working together for hours on end, it would be quite nice to talk about interesting things that we like as well. we would also do very well with anyone who is personable, intelligent, organized , easy-going and punctual. i’ve worked with quite a few of these types and they’re definitely awesome, more awesome than me, which is probably why they’re not looking to work with me.

the sorts of folks who probably won’t be good for working with us: computer techies, reality tv stars,  politicians, zombies and/or insurance actuaries. nothing personal—we just won’t understand each other.

oh, and also, drug addicts… again, nothing personal.

if this sounds too good to be true and extraordinarily interesting to you, please email an EmploymentApplication and your resume to:

Optionally, you may mail via USPS the completed EmploymentApplication and resume to:

C’est La Vie Bistro (Employment)
30 Main St.
Northboro, MA 01532

We ask that you do not call to follow up on your application or submission, we will contact selected candidates for further review.